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Something I Noticed Of Late
During the week, I pass this crossroad during different times. A few time, there would be an very old man wearing red walking through it. He was never not wearing red. Normally after seeing him, I heard of some acquaintance having a great opportunity open up to them. This weekend, I pull out a freshly washed Sadisco* tank from the Pagan Holidays event. It’s spray painted with red and...
"Did You Just See That?!"
So my gf is always nagging to me about the dish rag. It has a spot it goes on, which is not inside one of the basins. I know this. I often tell her I did put it on the divider and not a basin.
GF: Egh, you made a mess cleaning up the other mess.
Me: Eppp ::takes dish rag cleans up sauce on upper side of basin:::
Me: Sorry ::places rinsed dish rag back into its proper spot::
GF: Thank you.
: :::dish rag 'jumps' into the left hand basin:::
Me: Did you just see that?!
GF: Maybe I shouldn't nag about the dish rag so often now.
snagglyteef: laszlotastic: inerdbriated: ..want Why. The suspense was killing me just through watching it! I can’t imagine playing this. What. Its horrible! So, I’m wondering what the pressure is like on this. Granted, I’ve stepped barefooted on to thumb tacks just like this. Minor injury and all.
GFs Can Be Weird
Me: [sitting at computer typing]
GF: [grabs my boobies]
GF: Bert And Ernie
GF: Abbot And Costello
GF: Matt And Trey
Me: oh gawd
GF: Diamanda And Grace
Me: Good one, you done yet?
GF: Yup, love ya
So not too long ago this guy on the lightrail goes, “Hey, I bet you never met a mage before.” I arched an eyebrow and went, “I hang out with Thelemites, big deal.” He looked at me in surprise. I would have heard him out some more, however he approached me like I was a total n00b. I still have his phone number in my phone if you’ll feel like prank calling a guy...